Hello! I do not post much here anymore and i’m mainly on twitter now. follow me if you’d like! twitter.com/slimeypeach
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howdy yall ~ i recently booked a date for top surgery, and i set up a crowdfunding campaign to help possibly alleviate some of the financial burden. check it out and maybe donate if you can, and if not, sharing this link helps a whole lot! thanks so much guys
Baby Jesus is a chicken wing
Explain
Tender and mild
(Source: carb-queen13)
Easy: Norman Reedus is always sitting next to you in real life
Medium: Guillermo del Toro sits down in every chair you’re about to sit on in real life, so you have to sit in his lap whenever you want to sit
Hard: whenever you sit down in real life, Mads Mikkelsen sits on your lap, facing you. This is a very hard level because you might get a boner but if you shove him off you lose Mads knocks your lights out and you have to start over. This is the setting Kojima recommends playing as it’s the most true to his vision
(Source: bunney)
Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire
Gf: what about second breakfast?
Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*
